Episode Information: [Duration: 0:39:25] The Kingpin and Babycakes ride in The Kingpin's cousin's car on a trip to Seattle. Cousin Bartman takes the wheel as the gang heads to a museum and a Cathedral where they violate the sanctity of the church with their very presence. The trio discuss The Gayest Gay that Ever was Gay, The Kingpin's thoughts on attraction and splitting Babycakes Great Divide. The whole point of the journey was for a photography expedition, so the group has a bunch of photos available at Podcastimification.com. See you there! Oh, by the way, Bartman's car is much quieter than The Kingpin's so there's less road noise!

Episode Information: [Duration: 0:38:04] The Kingpin and Babycakes are on their way to, and later on their way from, seeing the movie 300. Sorry about the lengthy hiatus. The duo just didn't have a damn thing to talk about. They also decided to spare you from one episode that was mind-numbingly boring and thus never published. Lessons learned from this episode: 1. Threatening to set things on fire is generally not a good idea. 2. The Kingpin frequently mixes up common phrases. 3. Babycakes knows way too much about the movie 300. 4. The Kingpin cares more about the brutal violence of the movie. 5. Kingpin's cousin Bart, who was going to be a guest on this podcast, pussed-out on The K&B. 6. Jesus fish suck. Why isn't there a Satan fish, or a Christopher Walken fish? 7. The Kingpin is horrible at improvising song parodies. 8. We miss our shows: Dexter, Blade: the Series, Weeds, and Kyle XY. 9. The Evening With Kevin Smith and the Evening Harder DVDs are worth watching. 10. BUTTERNUT! 11. There is no point to mini Hummers. 12. 300 is a good movie. 13. Movie lines suck. 14. Babies in theaters suck. Sponsored by GoDaddy: http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/hosting/gdcompare_hosting.asp?isc=pod5

Episode Information: [Duration: 0:37:46] On the Road to Equal Rights Washington, where The Kingpin volunteers, the pair discuss their usual chaotic array of subject matter, including the stoner Jack in the Box commercial and the (for some reason) controversial gay kiss Snickers commercial. Friends who forget plans which they arranged with you is a source of aggravation for The Kingpin. Babycakes talks about the movie Eragon which she just saw with a friend, which leads into a discussion of people who get irritated with the very creation of certain movies. The Kingpin and Babycakes are both looking forward to seeing the new Transformers movie, which will be out on July 4th. You can see a picture of the new Optimus Prime at http://podcastimification.com. A new Hypothetical Question, proffered by Listener Lucas, is provided and we look forward to your responses, which can be submitted via voice mail at http://shoutout.saynow.com/kingpin.babycakes.

Episode Information: The tale of the Ass Blaster--the mysterious individual who doesn't seem to know how to properly use a toilet--is told by The Kingpin. Babycakes' L&I stuff. Babycakes' Vegas family trip plans, including going to the Tournament of Kings. Witnessing accidents and potential accidents on Interstate 5. Getting pissed off at inanimate objects. Seinfeld is way better than the Super Bowl. I'm just saying... Something has moistened The Kingpin's back seat. Eww! Introduction of the Gname Our Gnome contest. Whoever provides the ultimately chosen Gnome name will win an On the Road t-shirt. Look for us on Digg.com... and digg us. Shall we replace our Hypothetical Questions with What Ifs? Aqua Teen Hunger Force guerrilla marketing. The Pussification of America will be discussed in our next podcast! Check out http://podcastimification.com for further details about the Gname Our Gnome contest.

Episode Information: Hypothetical Question, the Third is answered... this was the one involving surprise gender. We also discuss the Romanian doctor who, in a stressed-out rage during surgery, cut off his patient's penis and cut it into bits and pieces. American Idols' Simon Cowell picking on mentally handicapped guys is debated a bit as well. This brings about the comparison of retarded people vs. stupid people. Is the difference only a matter of a few IQ points? ~ Brought to you, in part, by GoDaddy.com. Use promo code "pod5" at checkout to save an additional 10%!

Episode Information: What would you do if you or your partner were pregnant with a deformed, mentally handicapped, or otherwise unhealthy baby? Would you abort it? We, and some of our listeners, chime in on what we'd each do. The Kingpin and Babycakes also discuss recent news of a penis being grown on a man's arm in a new method of correcting his micropenis. He went from 2 inches to 7. And we also talk about some other shit... blah, blah, blah...

Episode Information: Babycakes needs to get her eyebrow barbell piercing things re-installed after having an MRI done earlier in the day. Her mom tried to re-poke them through but she was too incompetent, so Babycakes and The Kingpin had to drive through the "snow storm" to get to Painless Steel and get her piercing fixed. On the way they talk about things like grocery outlets - does everyone know what a grocery outlet is? - and a small fire in the building which The Kingpin has been working in. We also have a couple of voice mails in this episode! What's the deal with The Kingpin's hatred of moths? After Babycakes gets her eyebrow pokings repaired the less-than-dynamic duo discuss people who drive with pets on their lap, camouflage, sucky cops, piercing locations... Oops. The Kingpin had a brief moment of road rage.... Moving on, Babycakes mentions a funny video found on YouTube which is linked to on Podcastimification.com. Nobody loves us, obviously, since no one is leaving voice mail messages at http://shoutout.saynow.com/kingping.babycakes. Lastly, we talk about algebra, Spanish class, being a teacher's assistant, and cheating in school. Have you ever cheated?

Episode Information: What happens when you fire a bullet into the air? A woman blocks its descent to Earth with her bra! Duh! Also, is it okay to taunt a tyrant before you execute him? Babycakes and The Kingpin give shout outs to new listeners, Daniel, Jake, and Todd... and a few mentions of our loyal fans. One of those fans, Lucas, attempts to annoy The Kingpin by texting Babycakes. We discuss the recent shooting at a Tacoma high school. Does video game violence lead to actual violence, or is video game violence a reflection of societal violence? Provide us with our next hypothetical question or just leave a voice mail for On the Road at http://shoutout.saynow.com/kingpin.babycakes.

Episode Information: In no particular order, we talk about: Webster, Small Wonder, Starbucks, Babycakes' doctor, Babycakes' aunt, L&I, faxing, the rain, Another Gay Movie, Happy Feet, Casino Royale, being sick, being out at work, refurbished Macs, the worst podcasts ever, Kingpin's unruly eyebrows, a peanut vortex, rubber-necking, cop cruising, Equal Rights Washington, volunteering, John, Chad, Lucas, job descriptions, feeling like shit, mall food, Buffalo Stance, Bart, WoW, checks, and shaking of money makers. Man, that was a really long run-on sentence!

Episode Information: We answer the pseudo-ultimate hypothetical question in this episode. Well, we answer it, but so do a few of our listeners. Don't you wish you could have been part of this podcast? Bullshit! You do too! Go to http://podcastimification.com to find out how! NOW!

Episode Information: New promos created by our fans are premiered in this episode. A lot of work went into these. Also a listener's voice mail message is played and responded to. If you'd like to leave us a message, visit http://shoutout.saynow.com/kingpin.babycakes. From there you can also subscribe to get our brief broadcast messages to let you know immediately when a new podcast has been published. Anyways, aside from all that shit, in this episode The Kingpin gives Babycakes a ride to the ferry so that she can spend the holiday weekend with her family. You can listen to the two of them bitch along the way. Oh, and what's Dicknation, you ask? If you are familiar with Diggnation.com, it is in reference to that. As always, visit http://podcastimification.com for more info and to check out the forums.

Episode Information: Pythons vs alligators, cloning puppies, survival skills, and being sick. All that, and more, in this podcast! Oh, and something about a TiVo boner...

Episode Information: This podcast was actually recorded on Saturday, the 16th, a bit before midnight... but then I got sick and wasn't able to do the editing until Monday night. Be careful, I may still be contagious! Anyways, this podcast covers the Puget Sound area's wind storm and consequential power outage. How is it that people can be so stupid as to bring their charcoal grill inside the house to warm up? Should we offer sympathy to people who get sick or die from carbon monoxide inhalation due to their own stupidity? Babycakes has managed to get someone else addicted to that damn World of Warcraft game. Poor Lucas... Lucas now has his own podcast, by the way, the fucking traitor! You can hear his at http://lol.libsyn.com. Ours can still be found at http://podcastimification.com.

Episode Information: The official announcement of our new website, located at http://podcastimification.com, is made in this episode. We also interview our friend, Lucas, who is in the Broadway production of "Wicked." How dare his boyfriend cheat on him? That fucker! Let's all collectively glare at him now. That'll teach him! Oh, if you visit our website you'll be able to see pictures which were taken during the recording of this episode.

Episode Information: Another review of "Dexter" and the highly anticipated review of "Casino Royale." More bitching about The Kingpin's fucking turn signals. Also, more emails from our biggest fan, Lucas. And, finally... the interview of a Satanist. Oooh, scary!

Episode Information: Listener emails are answered, including questions such as what to do if your cashier was in a porn that you've seen. We also question how many times Michael Richards must apologize. The thought of me having to crawl through the passenger side of my car is compared to a daddy long-legs trying to crawl through a straw. We talk of going to see the movie Casino Royale but we never get a chance to talk about it because the podcast got too long. We also talk about buying Clerks II on DVD but never get around to it. We suck! Well, mostly Kingpin sucks... Babycakes blows. Literally.

Episode Information: Prepare to be offended as we talk about our dislike of organized religion, how Satan got a bad rap, and how there really is no war on Christmas, as some would have you believe. We also talk about things like WoW, The Kingpin's job, a Mexican who thinks he's black, and a sprinkling of other topics. We also throw out a few shout-outs to our more-faithful listeners. Comments or questions, or need advice? Email kingpin.babycakes@gmail.com.

Episode Information: It's a cold, icy winter day... wait a minute, it's not winter! What the fuck? Anyways, The Kingpin gives Babycakes a ride to her doctor's office on a futile mission to get her records sent to another doc. I know, exciting shit, there, huh? Then it's off to Dairy Queen and, later, to Circuit City, but you won't hear anything about Circuit City. Oh, and how is it that the sun and the moon can both be on the same side of the planet at the same time?

Episode Information: Bitch and Fag, I mean The Kingpin and Babycakes talk about gay certificates, inconsiderate photographers... and then they ramble on for a bit. I don't know what all they said. I kind of zoned out. Oh, they do pause for a brief bit to go eat but then start back up again, right where they left off.

Episode Information: Possible horrors of being sucked up into a bank tube are discussed. We also talk about our beloved show "Dexter." Hmm... what else? Shit, there's so much in here it's hard to remember what all we talked about. Just give it a listen, alright. Mahna? Mahna.

Episode Information: Thank you for listening to our first podcast together! In this, our first, episode we discuss Babycakes' experience at a Passion Party which was hosted at our friend's house. Also, we take a trip to Burgermaster, order fries and shakes, and talk about the slow service, the Showtime series "Dexter," the movie "Happy Feet," and a few other things, including Kingpin's mom's cookies... Oh, and a four-legged bird! <a href="http://www.podshow.com/"> Podshow PDN </a> {podshow-f60da4c270240e8ff01cf5d82d702554}